Sillybean

August 27, 2008

Vicky Bliss PSA

Laughter of Dead Kings, the new Vicky Bliss mystery, is out this week.

Back to work. Frantically busy. First week of school. GAH.

August 17, 2008

August 14, 2008

Oops, time for vacation

Our vacation has snuck up on me. Sarah and I are driving to Houston tomorrow night and flying to Boston on Saturday, meeting up with the boys there. They’ll be in training all next week, so we’ll be on our own during the day. We have food and touristy recommendations, but if you know where the good bookstores are, please let us know!

The new novel is up to 16K already but likely to hold there for a while, since I rarely get any writing done while traveling.

I should probably think about packing now.

Where did the summer go?

August 11, 2008

the greying of SF: not a myth

Over in a nice discussion of the generation gap in SF on Tor.com, a commenter crunches numbers on the ages of Hugo winners and comes up with a pretty clear trend. Really fascinating, assuming you care about this sort of thing in the first place.

ETA: A handy graph, all color-coded and shit, via Tobias Buckell. Check out that eggplant-shaded sliver.

ETA2: Original thread now contains Nebula numbers too.

August 10, 2008

Olympic stuff

How much do I love Shawn Johnson for using the August Rush soundtrack (“August’s Rhapsody”) for her floor exercise music? Lots and lots and lots.

And then they had to spend ten minutes on Bush. Who can’t even pronounce the names of the world leaders he’s been talking to, much less “Ossetia.” Melanie Rawn fans could give him a clue. Bah.

August 8, 2008

Crack for English majors, Elizabethan edition: Ink and Steel

I am madly in love with a book (other than the one I’m writing): Elizabeth Bear’s Ink and Steel. It’s actually the first half of what was once one long book; here’s the other half. I’m doling it out to myself in very small portions, lest I get drunk on Elizabethan dialogue and lit geek jokes.

The conceit is that Christopher Marlowe (Kit Marley) is a member of the Prometheus Club, a clandestine organization that uses magic to support Elizabeth’s reign. (In a nutshell.) Kit’s job was, unsurprisingly, to write plays, and his death leaves a gaping hole in the roster. From the prologue:

Oxford cleared his throat and his memories. “But with Marley, we lose the Lord Admiral’s men, leaving us without a company—”

“There is my company,” Burbage put in, but Oxford’s voice rose over the player’s effortlessly.

“—and without a playmaker under whose name to perform our works. Never mind Kit’s ear for a verse.”

Walsingham extended a long, knotty hand, bony wrist protruding from dusty velvet, skin translucent as silk over gnarled blue veins. “Oxford—”

But Oxford shook his head. “I have not Kit’s grasp on an audience, Sir Francis.”

Hundson’s hands lay flat on the scarred tabletop. He closed his eyes. “It risks Elizabeth.”

Walsingham’s chin jerked sharply. “We’ll find another way.”

He stared down at his hands until his attention was drawn outward again when Burbage coughed.

“What is it, then?”

Burbage drew himself up. “I know a man.”

This cracks me up every time I read it. You know whose door Burbage is about to darken. It’s also funny as hell if you follow the arguments over who wrote Shakespeare’s plays — and the original title of the unified book was, after all, The Stratford Man. (Or, as the author likes to call it, Will & Kit’s Bogus Journey.)

Because things are not over for poor Kit. Left for dead by traitors within the Prometheans, he’s been drawn into the realm of Faerie and is now bound to the Mebd.

“In faith, Rosemary,” he said, so he would not hiss in pain. “I hope I’m not dead. I thought death was meant to be an end to worldly cares, and here I find rather less release than might be hoped from a knife in the eye. Tell me then, be I dead, or in Cheapside?”

“Neither dead nor in Cheapside, sir knight,” an amused voice answered. “And you’ll find the legend of your wit precedes you. Drink, if you’ll risk it.” The cool fingers touched his lips, and water dripped into his mouth. Water? No, some tisane, sweet with honey and tart with lemons. Rosehips and catmint. “Better?”

“No knight,” he answered. “But a playmaker. Yes, better by far than the taste of my oversleeping. Was I fevered?” He put a hand up to cover hers, but his trembled and hers was strong.

“Bards are honored as much as knights here,” she answered. “And you’re a Queen’s Man, which makes you more a servant of the crown than many entitled to a Sir. You are lucky to be alive.”

That did open his eyes—his eye, as the right one seemed swollen shut. He remembered a knife in the hand of his master’s man— Poultice or no, he sat, pulling the wet cloth aside. His ring was missing, the gold and iron ring Edward had given him. “Where did you hear such deviltry, woman?”

She was tall. Hair black and coarse as wire, gray at the temples, strong and fine of feature with an aristocratic nose. If she’d not had her hair twisted into a simple straight braid and been dressed in gray-green linsey-woolsey, he might have said she was like enough his Queen to be Elizabeth’s own cousin.

“From Gloriana,” she replied, straightening her spine like a Queen herself. “And before you ask why you live, Kit Marley, Queen’s Man—call it a favor from one Queen to another.”

If you want more, the first three chapters acts are posted on Bear’s site. (Scroll down a bit.) It’s part of the larger Promethean Age series, but so far, it appears that you don’t have to have read Blood and Iron or Whiskey and Water, the two previously published books, to get into Ink and Steel — which is, after all, set four hundred years earlier. Knowing what happens in the other two will give you a sense of impending doom about the proceedings, is all.

And I do highly recommend reading more. If you can get to the part where Will snarks to Kit (back in London, on loan from the Mebd) that Hero and Leander is an ode to Leander’s arse and not fall hard for this book, you’re made of sterner stuff than I am.

Now comes the fun part, because I know you’re all intrigued and stuff, and you’re thinking, “Hey, I should get me one of those.” But you’ll have to click those Amazon links above or get thee to a Borders, because Barnes & Noble fubared their database and didn’t order any copies of either book. SRSLY. They can order them for you if you ask for them by ISBN, but not by title or author. Even though both books are right there on their website and everything.

In case you do need to use B&N, here you go:

Ink and Steel: 0451462092

Hell and Earth: 0451462181

Idiots. These are SUCH good books. They deserve a wide readership.

Can’t sleep, book will eat me

I have given up any pretense that I’m just jotting down enough notes to remember the new book when I’m ready to come back to it and will soon return to revising the old one. This book is a freight train running at full speed, and it will flatten me if I do not keep up. People in Novel in 90 saw me completely lose my shit at 3 a.m., when the rush of scenes had driven me out of bed for the third time.

I’m accustomed to having to coax every word out from its hiding place. Usually, the Novel in 90 goal of 750 words a day is a slight stretch. This week, I’ve hit 1200/day without pausing to think up the next scene. I wrote something like 3500 words yesterday, and could have kept going had I not needed to catch a few hours’ sleep so I could come to work today.

It’s the first book in a projected series, so I have a few scenes sketched in for the later volumes. Last night it seemed that the entire series was right there on the tip of my brain, ready to unfold before me if I could just keep up. We’ll see if that sensation returns… right now I’m too exhausted to think.

This is both euphoric and deeply unsettling.

August 5, 2008

Revisons, part eleventy-three

I am so very tired of this book, and so very excited about that other one I am not supposed to be writing.

The new first chapter is coming together in my head, though.

August 3, 2008

Breaking Dawn thoughts

A) That was sooooo not the book I wanted. Ugh. And blech. I want that four and a half hours of my life back.

B) I need brain bleach now.

C) These recaps are fucking hysterical.

'round here

Writing & Publishing 101

The Web Design for Authors series has evolved into Paged Media, a web design company devoted to authors

elsewhere

Blockbuster CEO Doesn’t Understand the Fascination With Netflix — ‘Equally bewildering to Mr. Keyes is the emphasis on catalog size. Why would anyone want to watch anything other than new releases, he wonders. “I don’t care how many movies are available to me. As my personal taste as a customer, I want to watch the new stuff so whether we have 10,000 movies or 200 movies doesn’t matter if I don’t want to see any of the movies that we have . . . our assortment is heavily weighted toward newer releases and mainstream staple titles.”’ And that is why I no longer go to Blockbuster, you idiot. Because I saw the new releases in the theater, thanks very much, and I like watching old stuff that I’ve never seen. You know, on this nifty archival disc format we have. (via DF)

Comment on this

Lenovo’s ad with the two guys in the airport is absolutely hysterical. (For all the people here not watching NBC’s Olympic coverage.)

Comment on this

Writing a novel, a love story — so very true. I think you all know which stage I’m in….

Comment on this

The Shire is in foreclosure! — anybody up for establishing a commune? (via MeFi)

Comment on this

Neuromancer — with Hayden Christiansen in the lead role, I fear for the quality of the movie. The poster makes a most excellent iPhone wallpaper, though.

Comment on this

The second annual A List Apart web design survey is up. If you design sites professionally, please fill it out! No one else is gathering data on our industry.

Comment on this

Revision Control for WP — limits or disables the new revision feature in WordPress 2.6.

Comment on this

Font Conference — Times New Roman presides as the standard fonts debate whether to allow Zapf Dingbats into the club. Hysterical! (via DF)

Comment on this

To celebrate the launch of Tor.com, they’ve reposting the free giveaways they did as teasers. Among other things, that page is a source for some pretty kick-ass iPhone wallpapers.

Comment on this

F*cking programming — Yeah, that sums up my working life. (via comment at Making Light)

Comment on this